I'm gonna have to hand it Kolu and Malia Hall for the best story of the week! Their prize is 5 boxes of Kellogg's cereal... YAY!!! (Times are hard, even for the host of the contest... hehe.) I actually cried a little and laughed a little when the Pukahi's came over last night. This story is unbelievable!
Malia explained that they were ready to head home back to Hawaii for good last weekend. Monday morning, they were listening to KCCN FM100 as usual when Kolu called to enter his joke in the contest. Mind you I'm thinking to myself, "oh no his jokes AND humor sucks, but carry on." Well, HE WINS!!! He won two all expense paid round trip tickets from Hawaii - Vegas. Wow Laulau!!
Long story short: he won, but he couldn't get the tickets because he live Utah so KCCN FM100 told him he couldn't have the prizes anymore. But then, he called back and told them that this year would be the first year his wife will be celebrating her birthday alone without her twin sister. And guess what??? Look below:
Long story short: he won, but he couldn't get the tickets because he live Utah so KCCN FM100 told him he couldn't have the prizes anymore. But then, he called back and told them that this year would be the first year his wife will be celebrating her birthday alone without her twin sister. And guess what??? Look below:
THEY'RE COMING!!!
Ame, Malia's twin, and JR, her bestie, are coming to celebrate their birthdays next week. What a story!! Congratulations Malia! Come get your cereal so you can share with your sis and bestie.
Awww, I love happy endings! God is GOOD! Davey D, you not mahu afterall!
I know you're wondering, as I was, what the joke was and here it is:
Lina Girl, Augie T, and Davey D heard there was a blind fortune teller up in the mountains so they went to visit him. Lina Girl was the first to see him.
He says, "Come hea bebe, lemme feel yo' face." He feel her face and says, "Oh bebe, you beautiful. You going have long, happy life."
Augie T steps up to the fortune teller and he touches Augie T's face, "Oh braddah, you UGLY. You going have one sad life."
Davey D, trying fo' be funny steps up to the fortune teller, turns around and pulls down his pants. The fortune teller then says, "Augie T, you cannot come twice!" BWAAAHAHAHA!!!
Kolu, that was freakin' hehehelarious braddah!
I know you're wondering, as I was, what the joke was and here it is:
Lina Girl, Augie T, and Davey D heard there was a blind fortune teller up in the mountains so they went to visit him. Lina Girl was the first to see him.
He says, "Come hea bebe, lemme feel yo' face." He feel her face and says, "Oh bebe, you beautiful. You going have long, happy life."
Augie T steps up to the fortune teller and he touches Augie T's face, "Oh braddah, you UGLY. You going have one sad life."
Davey D, trying fo' be funny steps up to the fortune teller, turns around and pulls down his pants. The fortune teller then says, "Augie T, you cannot come twice!" BWAAAHAHAHA!!!
Kolu, that was freakin' hehehelarious braddah!
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